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danburytomorrow:

this has an outrageous amount of notes haha cheers guys x

danburytomorrow:

this has an outrageous amount of notes haha cheers guys x

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surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch, via hi--imawkward)

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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webofgoodnews:

Animals getting help from people.

(Source: izismile.com, via hi--imawkward)


Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Bitch, please.
Peach will wreck you.

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

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jackattack98:

edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan

This is a fantastic idea.

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hobbitdragon:

fictioninchains:

jayneausten:

lioar:

hookersorcake:

quiyst:

beefranck:

transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

God I love you, Internet.

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling

We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.

Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better

and this, everybody, is how you make a rape joke: at the expense of the rapist and rape culture.

hobbitdragon:

fictioninchains:

jayneausten:

lioar:

hookersorcake:

quiyst:

beefranck:

transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

God I love you, Internet.

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling

We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.

Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better

and this, everybody, is how you make a rape joke: at the expense of the rapist and rape culture.

(Source: royalpunani, via hi--imawkward)

timelady-of-221b:

dingdongyouarewrong:

iamnoface:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:


marciantobay:
This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT



I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS FUNNY

BECAUSE THERE ARE NO NOTES ON THE STAFF, HENCE ‘THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES’

This finally makes sense. Thank you.

timelady-of-221b:

dingdongyouarewrong:

iamnoface:

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

image

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS FUNNY

BECAUSE THERE ARE NO NOTES ON THE STAFF, HENCE ‘THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES’

This finally makes sense. Thank you.

(Source: gunpowderandspark, via hi--imawkward)

jackattack98:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

Get out.

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ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming

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tupacabra:

tupacabra:

why do i have a file saved named pizza_babe.gif

image

oh that’s why ok

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http://jackattack98.tumblr.com/post/77147133514/theangelshavethetimeturner-grillfriend-if

theangelshavethetimeturner:

grillfriend:

if you dont have a gay cousin then youre the gay cousin sorry to break it to you

but if none of your cousins have a gay cousin, then all of you are the gay cousin. Then you all have a gay cousin, so you aren’t necessarily a gay cousin. Then…

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